I wish I could punch you in the face.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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