Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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