? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
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