super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I think people are normalizing furries
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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