I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
sex in a hospital.. check
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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