Nicole vs. Life
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
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3pm strippers are depressing
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
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I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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