You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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