Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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