? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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