Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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