he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
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You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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