Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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