So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
