last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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