He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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