my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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