Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I just found puke in my bra..
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She bit a glass in half.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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