All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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