Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
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I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
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Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
its liver damage thursday
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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