nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
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Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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