Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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