friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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