Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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