So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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