Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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