I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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