I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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