I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
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Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
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WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Panties = found
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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