i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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