Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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