You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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