I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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