All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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