just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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