hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I just gift wrapped bread.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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