What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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