Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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