its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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