Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
did you just send me my own nude
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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