I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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