I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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