I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
