My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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