awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You took a bar mat shot.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Randomize