____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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