I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
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ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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