That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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