she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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