After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
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The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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