Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
this just has baby written all over it
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
