It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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