I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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