I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
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Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
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Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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