You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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