My friends, they love my intelligence
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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