SEEEEXXX PLEASE
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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