Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
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I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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